TOONGraham In the Mercury now, between Classifieds & the Foxes. Even for this I can hear you saying ''hhhhhow much?!'' Always a mate in the know, or a lorry it just fell off Sling it, chuck it, or just plain simple *!?# off. Carboot hunt haggling, early morning rising, Sorry dad there's no more bargain mats or antiques hiding. You've left us with plenty of filled neatly sorted boxes. Just give us a sign dad about who'll now acquire it. Always a cuppa, a pint if your out, ''next time your over give me a shout.'' A true gent that didn't really know, You taught me manners, the simple things you bestowed. Cromer on holiday, counting your spendo's. off down the moggies, ''go slow with the 2p's.'' Not a grey hair in sight, doesn't matter so much now, oh, but thanks a lot dad for the family eyebrows. Always in Football souvenir t-shirts, there's a printer somewhere now going bankrupt. A flurry of Match day texts with no punctuation, now we're making the buffet for your last function. The salt of the earth, unique like no other, A wonderful, Fafa, Father, Uncle and Brother Unrivalled knowledge not quite passed on, whatever left unsaid, I love you dad, Rich your #1 son.
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